Social Marketing Media Crapola Vocabulary

The marketers of Social Media Marketing have created many new words as it was a new media and environment and probably in order to stimulate the hype.

The Social Marketing Media Crapola Vocabulary explained:

- Social graph:
  Drawing virtual relationships just like a rainbow virtually

- Social media optimization:
  Make organized noise in Social Media

- User generated content:
  Hoping your users generate content as you aren’t able to create content

- Followers:
  Probably your competitors wanting to know what you are up to

- Mash-up:
  Mix some content of others for content marketing when not being capable to create content

- Blogosphere:
  The heaven universe strictly for bloggers where you cannot enter

- Micro-blogging:
  When writing more than 140 characters is a challenge to you

- Meme:
  Only your negative or bad news will spread through the Internet

- Vanity monitoring:
  Problematic Internet message monitoring when social media marketing goes wrong

- Enterprise 2.0:
  In the sixties we had Star Ship Enterprise now we have a virtual enterprise to boldly go …

- CRM 2.0:
  The electronic Rolodexes trying to re-invent themselves

- Social CRM:
  Monitoring and repairing dumb and wrong things about your company on the Internet

- Wiki:
  As long Wikis don’t leak it’s OK for you but if a Wiki leaks then problems

- Crowdsourcing:
  Hoping the crowd will do the job you don’t want to do

- Social search:
  Searching on all of the crapola web services

You have probably learned nothing but maybe you had a laugh